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nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb
The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)
I just Nutritized my pizza, even though I killed 7 trees during the napkin blotting process.
That pan of brownies was Nutritized!
A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.
Wow... that is a lot of free food. I better get some nutrition, harghed too.
If I dont get some nutrition, then i might be hungry later when i dont have any food. That would suck so much. If i eat that apple, then i will get 3 newts out of it. Thats 15 minutes of energy. Wow. I am happy now because i got some much-needed nutrition.
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In Los Angeles unified school district in the 90's, nutrition was a 15minute time period from 10am to 1015am where you had a chance to turn in your gov't issused "meal ticket" to get a piece of delicious cheesetoast, the cheese was the yellowest ass cheese in the world, almost orange, but it tasted like the bomb. You had a choice of milk or orange juice, but u got ripped off with the orange juice since it was half the size of the milk.
Ghetto Teacher: Tyrone, I hope you had a hearty breakfast or a fattening nutrition, because you are doing your detention during lunch.
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Nutritize™
What is Nutritize™ ?
nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb
1. the pursuit of having a healthy business and making your current business healthier for consumers;
2. to analyze and publicize nutrition information.
Used in a sentence:
* I would like to nutritize™ my restaurant.
* I would like to nutritize™ the foods I eat.
* That restaurant has nutritized™ their menu.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we make our food.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we do business.
* We have the nutritize™ seal of approval.
For more information see: www.Nutritize.com
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boy 1: "Last night I spelunked a floosie."
boy 2: "Man, that's nutrition."
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looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.
I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.
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Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.
“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
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