Obama card

Food stamps - EBT card.

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!

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obama card

phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier

Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"

Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"

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