Obdouche Triangle

Body-shape acquired from extensive recreation involving the use of ONLY the upper body muscles. This results in the excessive strength and size of the upper body which gives a Tool an upside-down triangle figure. Little do they know that the contrast in size only brings out the fact that every part of their lower body is of insignificant size

That obdouche triangle could probably run faster on his hands than with those chicken legs, what a tool.