according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.
oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I canβt STAND IT
You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects
person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.
person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.
person 1: neat
6π 1π