it's the day we celebrate all the single bitches all around the world who are perfect in every way possible!
ladies we are going out because it's october 12
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national bite your tall friends ankles day!
short friend: hey! guess what day it is..
tall friend: ..october 12th?
short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY
tall friend: NO NO NO
short friend: gimme dem ankles boi
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National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)
Mark: Hey bro, did you know itβs national ass grab day?
Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Markβs ass*
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October 12th is a day of who you miss. So itβs called the missing day.
βIts October 12, who you miss day! And I sure the hell miss my best friend so much!! I wish I could see her soon!β
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hug your crush day. and kiss on the cheek if your brave
y/n: itβs october 12 that means national hug your crush day
h/n: come hug me the
national blow a kiss to a friend day
itβs october 12 ima blow a kiss to my home girl/homeboy
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the day were the dudes with the biggest ducks were born
marsha: how big is your dick
bob: my birthday is october 12
marsh: oh it must be huge
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