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October 2

The day when the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girl and then they'll come for you too.

Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you

by MIAMALKOVA's BITCH April 17, 2020

133๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

National donโ€™t come to school day

Mom: Get ready for school
Jimmy: but itโ€™s national donโ€™t go to school day itโ€™s October 2nd

by the FBI #fbiLETSgo November 2, 2019

277๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

Give a girl your hoodie day only true friends do this

October 2 is when true friends trade hoodies for the day

by 10-1-14 October 1, 2019

385๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

People born on October 2 are naturally good looking by nature. Their constant thrive for greatness and success makes them appear untouchable among other humans. People born on october 2 are as intellectual, as they are strong. They have incredible muscles and a fantastic booty. Therefore they are the closest modern equivalent to ancient gods such as Hercules, Thor, Athena or Freya.

Aron is born on October 2, 1998.

by Flamboyant_bum October 17, 2019

46๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

My birthday

Hey itโ€™s October 2, my brithday!

by BigDickedIvan September 27, 2021

63๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

October 2 is the day a boy give a girl that he likes a hoodie. After he gives the girl the hoodie he has to hug her like a boyfriend and girlfriend hug.

On October 2 all boys should not be scared to give the girl he like his hoodie.

by Ski_the_best_1205 October 2, 2019

125๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


October 2

National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmoliveยฎ brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmoliveยฎ AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawnยฎ Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAXยฎ Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

by strawbatom October 18, 2019

69๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž