Odom

A guy that's obsessed with Selena Gomez.

Guy 1: So Odom got a bunch of Selena Gomez pictures for Christmas.
Guy 2: He got some hand sanitizer and tissues ready, too.

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odome

What flat earthers call the ozone

Hey Bill our paper factory is really damaging the odometer layer

Odom Out

The act in which a person blows large sums of money on a combination of sex, drugs & alcohol. Then slips into a coma forgetting said acts. Thus alleviating any responsibility.

Look at the size of this income tax check! You know imma bout to "Odom Out" right

Odom Syndrome

One who's p*ssy whipped to the extreme...almost delusional about it.

As in NBA Player Lamar Odom, marrying Khloe Karshian one month after meeting her.

Man #1: Damn, I know I just met her two weeks ago, but she's the ONE!!!

Man#2: Sounds like you got that Odom Syndrome!

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Alex Odom

The best English Teacher Ever!

Alex Odom is jih funny!

Lamar Odom

when a guy sees a group of girls at a bar, and instead of going for the hot girls of the group, he settles for the ugly fat one

I really just wanted to get laid last night and didn't care by who. So I pulled a 'Lamar Odom".

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Comrade Odom

The only person in the world of cybernations that can be called an "uber-noob" and is very good at posting funny away threads when he is totally baked.

Tom: Hey did you see that away thread yesterday Chad posted?

Gilbert: Yeah! It was a Comrade Odom.

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