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off day

A day in which you are not at your normal level of performance i.e. can't draw as well, get killed more in video games ect

Wow, everything I've done today has sucked money nuts. I must be having a bad off day!

by Mikiras September 21, 2008

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Someone who kinda exists July 8, 2021


jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.

Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."

by Jack mehoff12312 September 20, 2007

54πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jack Off Day

Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.

Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.

Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.

Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...

Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*

by brightpearl August 5, 2010

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


OFF DAY BEHAVIOR

Chillin Turning Up Not Working

I'm off work so today is strictly OFF DAY BEHAVIOR.. and acting OFF DAYISHLY

by Betty & Richards Boy December 10, 2019


Fuck off day

International fuck off day where no one talks to u or anyone all day and u can get away from all the annoying people 😁

Hi what day is it?
It’s international fuck off day so fuck off

by @45nelly October 15, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.

"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"

by National fuck off day April 11, 2018

85πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž