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When someone changes the topic quickly or when someone goes off topic
“Did you hear about her new car?”
-“omg dogs are so cute!”
“Why are you off ramping dude?!”
The person who safely brings you out of a long term or involved relationship.
I know he’s not going to commit to anything but sex right now, as he’s just finishing a ten year relationship. I’m his off ramp.
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the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.
bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!
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Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map
They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp