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De-friending a person, or lowering them in one's social hierarchy, based on a perceived infraction of the terms of your relationship. Also abbreviated as "OTL."
Jim forgot my birthday last week. That dude is totally off the list.
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To masturbate, usually with male connotations.
Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me.
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To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.
Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.
The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
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A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
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