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Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"
Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
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This phrases is widely used among many of the "nerd" factions, mostly used in conjunction with the popular theatrical line from the movie: Fellowship of the Ring. Getting off the road implies removing oneself from harms way.
"Hey Jeremy, you better get off the road before Josh wins at Smash Brothers AGAIN."
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When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.
I want to go off roading so bad.
I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly
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When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.
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When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.
A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"
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To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.
From Bridget Jones' Diary.
Mar 9th.
Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)
Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."
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The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.
Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.
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