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The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.
No offence, but that tea is bloody awful!
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No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.
Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."
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Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.
Your a dickhead, no offence
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1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"
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An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."
"None taken"
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A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.
With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool
Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
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