oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.