Brazillian Oil Pipe

The process of sticking a turkey baster up your female friends butt-hole and proceeding to pump black gold.

My gal doesnt like the anal but she loves her Brazillian Oil Pipe

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Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

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Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.

"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."

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oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!