old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

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Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.

-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.

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the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

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up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

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Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

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Stroll down the old dirt road

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.