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The guy we were talkin about before.
Yeah, that’s how they do. You know, like old dude. Yeah, Mike, from before.
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Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.
"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"
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1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.
2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear
Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
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Legend.
Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.
Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.
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arising at club or similar scene
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
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a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
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The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.
Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.
Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.