Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.
slang for the purple headed warrior of love.
don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.
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The "act"...fucking, getting business done.
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
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ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....