old tip

A condition in which the tip of the penis becomes visibly older than the shaft and the balls, slightly resembling the face of Benjamin Button. Most commonly results from unprotected sex with loose women, however, only a small number of cases are reported each year – possibly due to shame.

Ex. #1. (Tyler)– Hey Ben, did you hit that tv reporter from last night? (Ben)-Yeah, bitch gave me old tip!

Ex. #2. (Fallon)-Hey old tip, have you ever seen Benjamin Button? (Simon)-(Sigh) Oh, you mean the curious case of every time I masturbate…(sobs).

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old lady tipping

The practice of tipping over old ladies, similar to cow tipping.

Dude, Sylvia couldn't get her History paper in because she was out old lady tipping again.

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