Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.

"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"

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Older brother

The prentensious prick of the family and just makes you look bad by saying he’s stronger and smarter which is only because of puberty and when they were born. Also plays only fortnite on anything gaming systems they own

My older brother is shit

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Older Brother

Someone I never talked to since 6.

Having an older brother is like having a decoration

Older brother

A really annoying sibling

Examples:
You: Hey can I show you something?
Your older brother: Get out of my room

You: Can you help me with this
Your older brother: Do it yourself

You are trying to fap in the bathroom and your brother knocks on the door and tells you he need to go.
You open the door and your brother washes his hands and walks away

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Older brother

An annoying shit head that is about a year older than you that gets treated well as the younger brother gets treated like ass.

My older brother is an annoying prick

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older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)

Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)

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older brother tax

A tax which the present oldest male sibling gets complete rule over all other siblings

I use the power of older brother tax

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