A job that requires you to mess with all younger siblings and that includes punching, laughing at, tricking...etc.
"I'm your older sister it's my job to punch you!"
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A living heck. She is always the most mature and never understands what the younger is going through. She can be good to have around and can have your back sometimes.
Mom: Younger, the older child is getting a new phone and you're not allowed to have one until you're her age.
older sister: yes as it should be.
Person set in charge of you and really is a bitch
That's my older sister. I fucking hate that bitch
76๐ 20๐
Will make it seem like she is so smart because she knows algebra but no police man will say โ you are under arrest unless You know what x is โ
Lil marco: do have a older sister?
Fam squad:no I have a reason to like siblings
13๐ 4๐
Someone who is responsible for their younger siblings. An older sister loves and and cares for her younger siblings and will do anything to keep them happy.
Younger sister(Zama):โ Please go tell dad that we want to go buy it on Wednesday โ.
Older sister(Njabulo):โ Okay Iโll go since it is MY RESPONSIBILITY to do whatever it takes to keep you happy โ.
5๐ 6๐
the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
57๐ 26๐
A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
Happy national older sister day sis!
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