oldest sister

That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.

Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister

toxic oldest sister

When ur older sister becomes an alcoholic/drug addict who is responsible for the collapse of their own social life and cant take care of their own kid because theyre too busy ruining friendships and familial bonds because they block you on social media and dont visit anymore :)

ahahaha my toxic oldest sister blocked my teenage sister on facebook today!