The name of the most downright BODACIOUS phone-headed fella around! Sporting a bright red flannel and an Eircom Comfort for a noggin, you can find local cinema employee Oliver Swift in the most GROOVY dating sim around! Buy Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam for $7.99 today!
Person 1: Gosh, I sure wish I had a monster-lovin' freak of a guy (with just the right amount of transgender swag) for a boyfriend (Preferably one named Oliver Swift)!
Person 2: Do I have the game for you!