The only commercial that can threaten you.
O-O-OMEGA MART
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
the only comercial that threatens you in a secret way.
o-o omega mart
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN STORE FOR YOUUUUUU
The best supermarket there is!
Located in Las Vegas! Come and see all of the wonderful products! Like our tattoo chicken or lemons! Just make sure they aren’t Omega Mart lemons, only regular ones!
(Hours of lore included. Check out the other Meow Wolf locations too!)
Oh oh oh! Omega Mart! You have no idea what’s in store for yooouuuu!
Omega Mart is the best supermarket there is!
"Oh oh oh omega mart. You have no idea what's in store for you.
"ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU!" Omega martttttttttt