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The phrase “On Sammy” is very similar to the term, “On God.” But, instead of putting it “On God” you put it on Sammy because he has much less inherent value in comparison to god.
“I swear on Sammy bro.”
“On Sammy he’s a homosexual”
Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"
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sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
“wtf is sammie doing”
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Full name: Samantha
Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.
Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.
Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.
Random person: Wow, your best friend made that for you?
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
Random person: ...I wish I had a friend like Sammi.
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BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.
Sammie is as beautiful as the sun.
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Sammie isn't a slut she is nice and sweet and caring person she will be a loving true friend she is very loyal and beautiful she will be that be true friend you meet until you give her a reason to not be friends she is very easily heartbroken so be careful with her feelings if you meet a Sammie keep her close its worth it trust me........
hey did you see sammie today?
yeah looking hella fine today!!!!
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The best person you will ever meet. She will stand up for you and is stronger than anything in the world.
"Hey have you seen that girl Sammie?"
"Yeah man she's gorgeous"
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