on delivered

a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭

i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower

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deliv

the shortened version of deliver.

Customer calling a pizza place; "Hi, do you deliv?"

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delivered

the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”

bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago

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Deliver

To give in sexually to someone, usually because you owe them something.

John: You know, Carla still owes me dinner, but she says she doesn't have any money.
Collin: You can always ask her to deliver =).
John: Yeah, that's a good one.

Later,
John: You know Carla, I spoke to Collin earlier and he suggested you delivered instead of paying for dinner.
Carl: What?! You think I'm a slut! I'll pay for the next dinner like I told you.
John: You always say that but you never do, I really think we should have sex, you know, to calm down a bit.
Carla: You make me sick.

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deliver

to remove ones liver

He got to bored and decided to deliver his cat.

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Deliver

Verb: To remove a liver.

"Mom I delivered the horse today, look!"
"OH DEAR GOD"

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deliver

to rap in a song
to bust a rhyme

Man! Check me out as I deliver!

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