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Drank too much hard liquor too fast
(Drinks a shot of cheap vodka) “I just got goosebumps on my ankles!”
To twist you ankle violently while walking on a relatively flat grade. This is followed by falling to ground and cursing profusely.
"GODDAMN IT!"
"Dude, what's wrong"
"I just fuckin j'd my ankle"
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Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T
Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"
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Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.
Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
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A phrase used by people of the broke variety. When someone is "on my ankles", this generally means they are bad with their money and are unable to accompany you and various other friends in your hoodrat shenanigans. Often times used by minorities but the phrase is universal. Anyone can be on their ankles at any given point in time.
Professor: Hey would you like to grab a beer after the exam on Tuesday?
Student: I would but I'm on my ankles right now.
Professor: What's up with all you college students being broke all the time?
Student: Really nigga?