on that next shit

Meaning your crazy, you out of your mind and needa snap back into reality

Side chick: I'm tired of us hiding I want to start going out with you in public I want love
Guy: fuck outta here you on that next shit you know I have a girl at home

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next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.

He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!

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next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

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next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

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Next To Shit

The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value.

Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass, I get paid next to shit an hour to.

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Next Level Shit

A substance that is in some way superior or more powerful than others

Example 1:

"I just got some Puerto Rican rum. It's some next level shit"

Example 2:

Person A: "That guy's all fucked up"
Person B: "Yeah, he's high on some next level shit"

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Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

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