on the half

Something definitely not up to par; lacking madly

Damn, your breath is on the half!!

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Half and half

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.

That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.

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half & half

When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.

A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.

"So whatcha want honey: some head, sex, or half & half?"

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half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

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half and half and half

A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.

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half and half

A dairy product used to dilute coffee.

"I didn't want 2%, I wanted half and half."

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half and half

In an Irish bar, a drink that's half Guinness and half lager. Not called a "black and tan" since those colors commemorate the british military force used to supress Irish uprisings.

In an English pub I'll order a black and tan, but in an Irish establishment, I'll order a half and half.

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