on the knob

Being ‘on the knob’ is a state that an individual can be in, it occurs after heavy drug use and has an effect of paralysis or drowsyness. Not being ‘on the knob’ can result in erratic and crack head like behaviour, after a long period of not being on the knob an individual can enter the no knob existential crisis state where they crave nothing but the knob to the point they would kill themselves for a hit on the knob.

“Oh fuck mate look at Nathan he hasn’t been on the knob Since this morning he’s loosing his shit”

“Mate look at old mate China over there, he’s been on the knob in the last 20 minutes bro he ain’t movin”

knob knob

any pleasurable sexual encounter excluding self gratification where at least one person participating has a knob.

He needs to quit driving so far to get laid and get some local knob knob here in town.

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Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

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knob

The glans, the penis head

"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"

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Knobbing

Verb
To shag a girl
The act of shagging a girl
Said as what a boy does to a girl with his penis to her punani
Past tense - knobbed

Male: "I'd give her a good knobbing"
Female: "The knobbing he gave sent shivers up my spine"

"I knobbed her good"

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Knob

British slang for male genitalia, likely originating from the knobby nature of the end. Can be used as an insult.

'You're such a knob!'

'And then he whipped his knob out.'

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knob

1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!

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