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When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.
P: how much has jim had to drink?
Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?
P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it
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A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol
Jack: Dude, I had to pull a one eye to read this text message. see also: pirate
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When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open
Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high
A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
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