one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

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one a way

meaning to talk to someone alone or in private. A one on one conversation.

we should link up on a one a way.

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one way

To think only about oneself. To be selfish.

His is just one way when it comes to doing favors.

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one-way

Masturbating with oneself.

Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."

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one way

when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.

Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way

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one way

when a group of dudes/girls mess wit or fuck the same girl/dude.basically a team player.

"In the A we fuck wit peepul {da long way},but up in COV i fuck wit dem only one way."

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on that [one way]

to be geeked up "rolling hard" on ecstacy

whew im on that one way right now feeling like AY!

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