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one outs

Noun: A fight between between 2 people. No more and most certainly no less.

"YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY!"
"One outs bra!"

by TheFlyingSquirrelRaper August 31, 2013

100๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grind one out

To make poop.

Excuse me, but I just had my morning cup of coffee and now I need to grind one out.

by DDD9255 December 26, 2020

45๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squack one out

To jerk off until completion.

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021


pick that one out

When the goalkeeper gets absolutely owned by a top bins screamer and is forced to 'pick that one out' of the net for kick off.

MATT: 'Top bins watch it' *Pelts it top bins* 'YEAH BILLY, PICK THAT ONE OUT'
BILLY: 'Okay... *Picks that one out*

by Matt69lol November 25, 2016


Crank One Out

The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.

Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

145๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


curling one out

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010


knock one out

1. To masturbate to orgasm (usually suffixed by "over" something or somebody). This is usually but not exclusively used to describe male masturbation.
2. To lose consciousness (3rd person). Used when describing a general nonspecific occurrence.
3. To lose consciousness (1st person Royal). Used exclusively by members of the hereditary ruling families of English speaking countries to describe what happened to them when they were last playing "Who's the Tampon, Camilla?"
4. (imperative) An injunction given, in the 2nd person singular, to knock out one of whatever is to be knocked out.

1. "Did you see that .jpeg of Madonna with the thong and pickled egg? I was on my way to work but when I saw that in my inbox I was waylaid by the need to rest awhile and knock one out."
2. "Billy, have you been knocking one out over here? The smell in this room is enough to knock one out."
3. "One has been knocking one out, one must pronounce oneself feeble as the strain of so doing has been enough to knock one out."
4. When two Scouse teenagers - wearing Kappa tracksuits and sporting formidable Scouse 'fro hairstyles - are going around smashing windows of buildings, and come across a 14th century church with several irreplaceable Gothic stained glass windows depicting scenes from the life of the Virgin Mary, passersby may often hear one Scouse youth inquire of the other whether the ecclesiastical image is worthy to be spared from their brand of urban renewal. The response is frequently "A-right, we'll just knock one out, then, an' leave the rest, okay Barry?" (HMB's Guide to Liverpool Nightlife, Fodders and Stoughton, 1993)

by HMB April 6, 2003

145๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž