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To describe something as being only for gays is to exert feelings of disapproval toward a subject or relevant situation.
**Not to be mistaken with actually for gays**
''Dude, that clan tag is massively for gays''
''Oh not again!!! That's only for gays!!!''
''Why would anyone play World of Warcraft out of choice? It's quite clearly only for gays'' :|
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Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.
I am the only gay in the village.
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The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
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Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
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A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"
Kyle: "Y..yeah"
Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
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It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242
"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"
"..no."