Hood Opening

The act of getting fucked and losing your clothing and losing control of yourself.

I had a good hood opening last night.

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Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶