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When your ex-husband and his tight-bodied bitch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you Totino's Pizza Rolls until you throw up.
Ever since the divorce, being given an Operation Barbarossa is the only thing that gets me off.
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An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room
Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.
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