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Operation Barbarossa

When your ex-husband and his tight-bodied bitch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you Totino's Pizza Rolls until you throw up.

Ever since the divorce, being given an Operation Barbarossa is the only thing that gets me off.

by Cherojack January 8, 2017

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Operation Barbarossa

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room

Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.

by Covidnazi August 15, 2020

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