opposite wingman

The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub

Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "

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Opposite wingman

A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man

“Bro you are such an opposite wingman”