oral diaper

an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.

It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.

It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one

My god boy! Put a oral diaper on, I just mopped