orange eater

(1)Some who enjoys citrus fruits.

(2)To cockblock someone with your nutritious eating, and non drinking shannanigans.

John prefers to eat oranges instead of drinking at a party, then conveniently remembers to remind eric that the girl he is hooking up with is not his girlfriend.

Andrew: I hate that, he is always denying guys getting laid, the damned orange eater

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Orange Eater

1. (noun) someone or something that eats oranges
2. (noun) a lazy prick

Did night shift even show up last night or are they just a bunch of fuckin' orange eaters?