Orefice

Italian for "Gold Digger", not the Kanye West song, but an actual gold mine worker. It is pronounced "Or-ref-a-cha" (long a) and it is commonly mistaken for "Orifice" which is a hole, or a bodily opening. DO NOT GET THEM MIXED UP. Notice the spelling difference.

Teacher taking attendance: " **** Orefice?"
Student: "Here."
Teacher: "That's really your last name?
Student: "Yes...."
Teacher: "That Sucks!!!"

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