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organirexic

Adjective.

1. Refusing to eat organic food because it's too expensive.
2. Skipping a meal to protest the high cost of the organic food.
3. Feeling that by consuming organic food that one is instead consuming money.
4. Pathological behavior centered on refusing to eat or avoiding organic foods.

Bob it totally organirexic. He feels there is no value in paying a premium price for organic food, so when his wife cooks him a meal, he refuses to eat it.

Ted the organirexic bought two giant clamshells of non-organic strawberries in advance of his wife's trip to the farmer's market. He knew that by bulk buying enough strawberries to fill two shelves of the refrigerator, his wife would feel too guilty to buy more strawberries at the premium organic price.

by August Stockton November 8, 2011