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A wonderful boy who will never fail you great boyfriend and has a big ass fucking dick amazing 10/10
Oh he's got the attributes of an Oriol
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The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Oriol is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Oriol is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Oriol is the most handsome man to ever exist. Oriol can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Oriol is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Oriol. Orioldoes tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Oriol, Oriol.
Oriol, I love you. Marry me?
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A person who is normally short but as he alwasy says " Big things come in small packages" he is so extroverted that people love to be next to him. He hasns't had a girlfriend in ages. He is skinny but eats a lot.
I wish i was Oriol
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Another word for a A crusty little boy
Why are you acting like an Oriol
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An underrated team with a (currently) good manager, great bullpen, and asshole owner. Nonetheless, the pride of Baltimore and about half the DC population, (the other half being those who traded allegiance to the Nationals).
Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.
The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.
Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.
Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.
Mortal enemies of the Yankees.
Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.
One of the only good things about Baltimore is the Baltimore Orioles
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Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.
Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!
Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!
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The tendency of the Baltimore Orioles baseball team to blow clutch situations on a fairly regular basis. This could include an O's pitcher giving up a homerun in the 9th to lose the game or simply stranding 10 baserunners. Use your imagination.
A play on the current Orioles slogan.
Bases loaded for the Chicago White Sox, Orioles lead 7-4. LaTroy Hawkins throws up a meatball to Jim Thome and he jacks it to deep left. Going... going... gone.
God dammit, there's that Orioles magic for you.
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