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It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.
Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally
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The Ottawa Senators are the absolute best team in the NHL. The line of Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, and Dany Heatley is the sickest line in the NHL. With their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad-ass goaltending in Dominik Hasek, the Senators will win the Stanley Cup.
Jim: Did you see that dank-ass move that Dany Heatley pulled? It was totally sick.
Chris: Hell yeah I saw that shit. The whole team is just too bad ass. I feel bad for Toronto fans....the Leafs suck donkey nuts when compared to the Ottawa Senators.
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Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.
Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000
Parking for the entire season $550
Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646
Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless
There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs
CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!
Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?
Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?
Jim: Yeah
Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
Jim: no
Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok
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Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.
"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown
Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
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The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.
The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!
Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.
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See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.
And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!
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The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!
Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?
Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.
Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS
background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
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