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outfielder

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

by bill1970 November 10, 2009


Outfielding

The act in which a person gropes the butt of another. Generally while making out or at least as a sign of attraction.

It's not exactly a base, but still part of the game.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah! He was outfielding Jessica!"

"How far did you get?"
"All the bases. And even got to the outfield."

"He outfielded Lilly all night. Everyone saw."

by Chloecameupwiththis August 31, 2009

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Outfield

A band that was big in the 80's but not one gives a fuck about them now...according to the Jerky Boys.

Silverman: What position do you want to play?
Caller: The outfield
Silverman: Hey asshole, I gotta make money on you. We need you up front where the cameras can see you. The outfield was big in the 80's but no one gives a fuck about them now.

by Bunk Master Flex December 17, 2009

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Angels in the Outfield

When you inhale marijuana in the bleachers of a baseball or softball game

Joe: You, you're going to a baseball game tonight? That's lame!

Mark: Nah man, we're gonna be in angels in the outfield.

by Markie fresh August 17, 2011


Outfielder

When someone “plays the field” so much that they could cover al three positions in the outfield.

Sara: You two have been seeing each other for a long time. You’re not exclusive yet?
Elle: Nope, looks like he’s a perpetual outfielder.

by WinkyP November 15, 2019


Outfielder

A baseball term. Involves the three positions which play in the "out" portion of a baseball field, being the Left, Right, and Center fielders who cover the left, right, and center of the outer field.

Johnny's pretty good as an outfielder. I'd put him in right field or even center.

by Ol'No.16 September 18, 2022


outfielder

When a male jizzes and it shoots out away from them and then be for it hits the ground he catches it

Little Tim was a outfielder this morning

by australianpecan May 31, 2015