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owen benjamin

A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.

Kids stay in school or you will end up like owen benjamin.

by benshapirofan February 17, 2020

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Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 26, 2019

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