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Having/owning a submissive femboy "boyfriend" on the online chatting platform discord.
User1: "Do you own a cock?"
User2: "Yeah, I vc with him every day.
v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
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Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?