Øyvind

Scandinavian boy name, most common in Norway.
Means "Island of wind" or something.
Not so many ppl is called Øyvind, thus making it even cooler.

Person #1 - Hi, my name is Øyvind!
Person #2 - Omg... I havent even met you before, but because youre called Øyvind you instantly have all my respect, youre the coolest person ever!

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Øyvind

A very addictive central stimulating substance. People doing Øyvind is often recognized walking around with extreme euphoria. Interviews with people doing øyvind says its a very extreme experience, but the downside is that everything and everyone else seems dull in comparison.

I just had a piece of Øyvind... AWSOME!
I need some more Øyvind...

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Øyvind

Type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. This causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

Although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

The exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. It's theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or "cavemen"

Holy shit! was that a chimpanzee?
- No man, that was only a Øyvind.

I think I saw an ape drive a car just now.
-Sure it wasn't a Øyvind?

I just got some great camping tips from that Øyvind over there.

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Øyvind

He's a fucking legend, end of discussion

Person 1: Øyvind is not that cool...
Person 2: He's a fucking legend, end of discussion.