pPod

When your boyfriend of girlfriend buys you an iPod for use in the gym, making it harder for other gym members to try to chat you up, as a dog peeing to mark it's territory.

"My boyfriend bought me an iPod to run with for our anniversary --"

"Girl that's not an iPod, that's a pPod, he just peed on your leg to stop the hot men talking to you."

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