pmail

The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.

"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.

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pmail

Spam email that specifically relates to penises, medication for penis, augmentation of them, etc...

My email box is full of pmail. I just don't need any more viagra. I have enough.

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