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For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin August 18, 2006

221๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Packers

Only publicly owned team in the NFL or AFC, therefore the Peoples Team! Since all other teams are owned by rich assholes no other team in all American football can claim the same.

Green Bay Packers, 2011 Super Bowl Champions!!

When the Packers win America's People win!

God and Jesus Christ love the Packers!

The Packers have repaired the time space continuum!

The Packers colors are Green,Gold and Blaze Orange!

Packer football is the Supreme Diversion!

If you're not with the Packers you're with the Terrorists!

by HatchetmanII February 14, 2011

471๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin August 18, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


packers

the cheeseheads! a consistant playoff football team. proof that the salary cap/revenue sharing works, cause the play in a small market

The Packers have Favre

by ZZ99 March 24, 2004

465๐Ÿ‘ 396๐Ÿ‘Ž


packer

In anal sex, the male who inserts his penis into the anus of the receptive partner. The top who inserts; as opposed to the bottom, who is receptive; especially in homosexual intercourse.

He was one of the best packers I've ever bottomed for. He really packed me long and and hard.

by Doug60178 April 2, 2007

49๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Packers

A great team created in the early 20's. Have 12 straight winning seasons. Must I remind you that Favre has been with the Packers all those 12 seasons. People say the Cowboys are America's team, no offense, but I see more Packers fans than I do Cowboy fans. Therefore.... THE PACKERS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. GO PACK GO!

The Packers find a way to win, even when they are trailing by two touchdowns in the 4th qaurter.

by Pack Fan December 13, 2004

353๐Ÿ‘ 355๐Ÿ‘Ž


Packers

A football franchise that is maintained by the city they are from.
Now that's pride.

The Green Bay Packers are one of the best NFL franchises around.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

261๐Ÿ‘ 269๐Ÿ‘Ž