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paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 23, 2009

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Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018


strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

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Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019